Craigslist “Looking for Rabbi Versed in DARK TALMUDIC ARTS to create GOLEM.”

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Thanks to Karen for sending this my way.

If they had read my thesis/capstone, they would know that pre-Zohar, the arts of Golem creation were considered quite Holy.

And that the contemporary ingredients for Golem creation are much simpler.

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Looking for Rabbi Versed in DARK TALMUDIC ARTS to create GOLEM. (Astoria, NY)

Date: 2010-01-30, 6:20PM ESTReply to: gigs-w7mca-1578516400@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

WANTED: One Rabbi versed in the Dark Talmudic Arts to create one Golem for household of three. Golem will perform rudimentary household chores such as dishes & sweeping, basic Math Tutoring for our daughter in 3rd grade and basic household security. Golem must be obedient and fairly unobtrusive on our every-day lives. We will supply all materials needed (clay, twigs, calfskin parchment, etc) needed to create the Golem. All you need to do is use your magical ancient Rabbinic skills to animate said Golem! Please note! We are looking for a Rabbi to create a Golem: an anthropomorphic being created from inanimate matter from Jewish folk-lore, NOT Gollum: a former Hobbit turned into monster and looking for “precious”. This is important! We have no interest in living with Gollum. We want a Golem. Please respond, serious inquiry only. 

  • Location: Astoria, NY
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
   
   

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